So, instead of telling you something useful, I'll tell you that this weekend I bought a big floppy hat to keep the sun out of my eyes and off my face when I'm outdoors. It's huge and I look like an old woman and yet, the hat is a little bit glorious.
This afternoon, I got out of my car. With so many bags to take into the house, I put my hat on my head so as not to have to carry it in. A huge gush of wind came, swooped the hat right off my head and it sailed into my neighbor's yard.
I could imagine it, the hat flying down the street and me chasing after it, but fortunately it stopped in my next door neighbor's yard, no chase necessary.
Thank god, because just how far was I really willing to chase a $15 hat from Target anyway? I'm glad I don't have to find out.